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evaluating zaki

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

10:38 PM

EVALUATING ZAKI

WHAT IF......
-- I committed suicide: you retard. who ask you commit suicide.
-- I said I liked you: notgoingtohappenanytimesoon
-- I kissed you: notgoingtohappenever
-- I lived next door to you: really? then i'd never be bored. like. messaging buddies, only phone's not required.
-- I stole something: from me? kill you.
-- I was hospitalized: go see you with a basket of flowers.~
-- I ran away from home: shove you in a rubbish bin in school. i'd say "hide here."
-- I got into a fight and you weren't there: even if i was, i can't help much cept for the kicking groin shit. =]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
-- Personality: kinda retarded and stupid at times but nice overall.
-- Eyes: long lashes too~
-- Face: hmm...*no comments*
-- Hair: Short? what other things can i say?
-- Clothes: rarely see you wearing home clothes.
-- Mannerisms: errr...gd...not bad...

[1] Who are you? i'm your saviour~
[2] Are we friends? if you'd like to rip the contract i'd gladly take back my money. =] [nvm if you don't get it.]
[3] When and how did we meet? sec 3. class.
[4] How have I affected you? less than i've affected you =]
[5] What do you think of me? lamer, sometimes i just wanna scream at you for doing stupid things.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? i dun really know.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? as long as time allows.
[8] Do you love me? do i? -gives retarded face-
[9] Have I ever hurt you? yeah. you didn't trust me~ -sobs-
[10] Would you hug me? sure. i'm a fan of hugs!!
[11] Would you kiss me? not so much a fan of kisses.
[12] Are we close? we could be.
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? What stands what? makes no sense
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? you don't have to be. just be smarter.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 8.
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. zaki the lamer. [shoves pen in watch. piu piu piu]
[17] Am I loveable? i'll just say yes.
[18] How long have you known me? almost 2 years.
[19] Describe me in one word. funny.
[20] What was your first impression? i don't remember.
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? can't feel 'i don't remember' can i?
[22] What do you think my weakness is? too.... paranoid.
[23] Do you think I'll get married? at the rate you're going. in 20, 30 years maybe.
[24] What about me makes you happy? almost everything =)
[25] What about me makes you sad? almost nothing!
[26] What reminds you of me? retarded actions... [jkjk]
[27] What's something you would change about me? if you changed you won't be zaki.
[28] How well do you know me? know you? not well. know about you? well~
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? nope
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? cept maybe me~
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal/blog and see what I say about you? this is in return to your lame evaluation.

and you say you can't see my blog? boo hoo...